If you like tuna, then you've tasted the chicken of the sea...
If you are a vegetarian, you might try the fruit of the sea: blubber-ies

If you prefer turf over surf, then...maybe cow is for you:

3 legged cow: tri-tip
2 legged cow: lean beef
1 legged cow: stake
legless cow: ground beef

people who follow cows' every move: livestalkers.

Thought I would milk it for all it was worth. Marinate on it a while. You know, chew the cud.