Monday, August 30, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
what must the garbage pickup men do when they fill their truck?
- refuse refuse
(taken from a newspaper word game)
- refuse refuse
(taken from a newspaper word game)
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
What do you call a bunch of Toyotas racing around a track?
a Corolla Derby!
a Corolla Derby!
If you like tuna, then you've tasted the chicken of the sea...
If you are a vegetarian, you might try the fruit of the sea: blubber-ies
If you prefer turf over surf, then...maybe cow is for you:
3 legged cow: tri-tip
2 legged cow: lean beef
1 legged cow: stake
legless cow: ground beef
people who follow cows' every move: livestalkers.
Thought I would milk it for all it was worth. Marinate on it a while. You know, chew the cud.
If you are a vegetarian, you might try the fruit of the sea: blubber-ies
If you prefer turf over surf, then...maybe cow is for you:
3 legged cow: tri-tip
2 legged cow: lean beef
1 legged cow: stake
legless cow: ground beef
people who follow cows' every move: livestalkers.
Thought I would milk it for all it was worth. Marinate on it a while. You know, chew the cud.
The new jeans brand: Levi Straws. I hear they suck.
more inspiration from the bread joke
what do you call a flying gamepiece?
peter pawn
what would you call me if I could fly?
peter pun
what's a good stage name for a flying wrestler?
peter PAIN
I could go on...but my voice...will instead...just peter.......off.
what do you call a flying gamepiece?
peter pawn
what would you call me if I could fly?
peter pun
what's a good stage name for a flying wrestler?
peter PAIN
I could go on...but my voice...will instead...just peter.......off.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Why could the castle not stop cussing? Poor thing, it had Turrets.
And it was such a bastion of good health before...
And it was such a bastion of good health before...
Sunday, August 1, 2010
I'm concerned about my friend's fetish for kitchen knives, so for Christmas, I bought him a deboner.
I love Mexican grocery stores. I always have so much flan when shopping.
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