Rip what you sew: trashy fashion trends make you run away from the runway.

It's uncanny!

What do you call flying Mexican bread? - Peter 'Pan'

Or, as my friend Beth corrected me, it should be 'Pedro Pan'.

Remembering a joke from a Trader Joe's bag, she quick-wittedly asked: what's another bread-related musical? - Singing in the Grain.

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